Just For Fun

On Facebook today, @Reidel asks “Does wine count as a serving of fruit?”


Why, yes, of course it does. Read the math—->

Does wine count as a serving of fruit?

She says:   I totally have this one, honey!

He says:  You realize of course that we are not doctors of anything, right?  And we have no authority to speak on this subject?

She says:  Yes.

She continues:  Remember the day we wrote down the math?  So to answer this question, I refer to my mostly sober notes:

Does wine count as a serving of fruit?  Yes. Several servings actually. The almost accurate math:

1 bottle = approx. 2.4 pounds of grapes

1 bottle pours approx 4 glasses of wine

2.4 lbs of grapes divided by 4 glasses of wine = .6 lbs of grapes.

Ergo  you are drinking .6 lbs of grapes and that is at least 2 servings of grapes in a respectable household

He says: And in the dis-respectable household?

She says: I’m not one to judge. They can eat as much as they want.

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