Does wine count as a serving of fruit?
She says: I totally have this one, honey!
He says: You realize of course that we are not doctors of anything, right? And we have no authority to speak on this subject?
She says: Yes.
She continues: Remember the day we wrote down the math? So to answer this question, I refer to my mostly sober notes:
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? Yes. Several servings actually. The almost accurate math:
1 bottle = approx. 2.4 pounds of grapes
1 bottle pours approx 4 glasses of wine
2.4 lbs of grapes divided by 4 glasses of wine = .6 lbs of grapes.
Ergo you are drinking .6 lbs of grapes and that is at least 2 servings of grapes in a respectable household
He says: And in the dis-respectable household?
She says: I’m not one to judge. They can eat as much as they want.